One night a father was reading some bedtime stories to his son to fall asleep.
An hour later, the mother opened the door quietly and asked, “Is he asleep?”
The son replied, “Yes, finally.”
An 11-year-old boy spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, "Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day. He replied "I can only dream."
A Mom texts, "Hi Son, what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?"
He texts back "I Don't Know, Love You and Talk To You Later."
The Mom texts him back "It's OK Son, don't worry about it, I'll ask your sister, Love you too."